Bite Me, The Project
The Real Story

• We're in it because we need to work and we really like drawing stuff.   None of us had the brains to find rich people to support us.  We're too chicken for crime.  Lap dancing ain't exactly realistic.  Anyway, inspiration is for civilians; we work and the ideas happen.  Also, it is better if we stay indoors.  We go outside.  Things happen.  We work, we stay inside.

• We like happy customers.  There's nothing like it when people get a kick out of what we do.  It is even nicer when they pay their bills.

• What is this "Bite Me" business? -- It seemed like a good idea at the time.  We first heard the term from a friend who happens to be a big deal psychoanalyst but, to her credit, never stopped being a teeny-bopper with a red bicycle.  She said it so well that who could resist using it for something?

• We accept all appropriate (whatever that means) drawing and writing assignments.  We draw as best we can.  We write too.  So we can do brochures, presentations and sales materials if you really need it.  For all the details and prices:  Contact US.

Take A look (What harm could there be?):

• Line Art  – Great for spicing up or adding ineffable cuteness to your presentation, publication or even to a brochure.  Available on a single or multi-use basis and at pathetically reasonable prices

  • The whole idea is to make drawings using only one, two or three lines (OK, a couple use four lines). 

  • If you play around, it isn't so hard, but the point is, the effect can be curiously interesting.

• Fantasy Art  – A series of drawings from two books:

  • "The True Ship's Log" – The True Ship's Log of "The Voyage of Discovery." In the Grand Jubilee Year, by regal and worshipful decree, there caused to be built a great fleet with which emissaries were to go forth and to take measure of the world, to identify all manner of Beasts, be they fish or salamander as well as the profusion of Plants and Flowers that may exist.

  • Field Guide IV – Being The Illustrated Record And Guide Of Living Creatures Encountered And Duly Recorded by The Royal Docent Of Natural Philosophy,  Manessah

  Fine Art – There is no accounting for taste so, maybe, there's something that you like.  There are two folios:

  • The Cats – A cat lover's special.

  • Dance Hall – Colorful prints.

Learn more.  Find our about OUR TEAM of real experts.  Save yourself a lot of trouble by letting our Horoscopy guide your life.  See how we use one, two or three lines to draw some stuff. And above all else contact us